The Facebook Republic of Southern Cameroon is seeking a hostile Exchange between itself and the Republic of Cameroon. The irony is that members of the Facebook Republic of Southern Cameroon still think it’s a child’s play story from one of their story books.
At the top of its command is their President. A man who has never led even a “njangi” or class group. He has never held any form of artillery besides a machete and kitchen knife. Someone unable to keep family now tries to move a Facebook group into a ground force with lost goals.
And then there is the warrior. The first Cameroonian warrior who drew a battle line but ran to the bushes when the battle came calling. He has since returned to normalcy while pleading for clemency. Oh well, he is still a warrior to his fans and still has cheerful fans lost in ignorance.
Then there is the whistle blower. He was quick to run his mouth and while his colleagues were arrested, he ran for shelter into another man’s backyard in Nigeria where his stay was short-lived after he couldn’t pay for his lodging fees. He is now lost in the convoy after he was labelled a third leg and somewhat useless to the struggle.
And there is the General. The baby boy who is still struggling to learn how to use the catapult. He learned the shape of a gun from his father who was a police officer and a beneficiary of the system. A fan of Jackie Chan who now believes he has acquired strength from watching his movies. A loud mouth good at persuading idle and vulnerable minds.
And then the “sniper” who has been arrested even without aiming his first bullet. Caught with amunition and conspiracy to commit acts of terrorism. He is doomed and will likely rot in jail like the others who have been there.
This Facebook Republic citizens have a belief that war is child’s play. Still depending on the interventions of foreign bodies like they have always done. Failing to understand reality from fiction. So while Biya and his government are preparing commandos with metal bullets and ninja killing tactics, the Facebook Republic citizens are seeking more catapults to fight a war.
The results of such a war is known even before it kicks off. Sooner or later, all members of the Facebook Republic who are in Cameroon will be rallied and made to serve time. It’s just a matter of timing.
For the silent majority, we remain keen to reality. Our time is near.
The Great Anonymous